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Become a Brent councillor - event for prospective councillors January 27th 2025
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🎉 Become a Brent Council Councillor! 🎉
🌟 Are you ready to compromise your integrity? 🌟
Here at Brent Council, we’re looking for visionless team players to join our elite squad of Yes-People. This is your chance to:
✅ Follow orders without pesky things like “critical thinking.” ✅ Bury your opinions in the name of “unity.” ✅ Support terrible decisions—because they’re not your fault, right? ✅ Climb the ladder of local politics by saying whatever the Leader wants you to say.
💼 No experience necessary. In fact, we prefer it if you have none at all! Independent thought and informed debate only slow us down.
💡 Perks include:
A front-row seat to unchallenged incompetence. Free biscuits at every meeting (subject to budget cuts). The joy of knowing your silence enables bad policy. 📅 Mandatory Event 🗓️ Date: Whenever you're told to show up. 📍 Location: The Leader’s echo chamber, Brent Civic Centre. 🎟️ Dress Code: Grey suits and a neutral expression.
2 comments:
🎉 Become a Brent Council Councillor! 🎉
🌟 Are you ready to compromise your integrity? 🌟
Here at Brent Council, we’re looking for visionless team players to join our elite squad of Yes-People. This is your chance to:
✅ Follow orders without pesky things like “critical thinking.”
✅ Bury your opinions in the name of “unity.”
✅ Support terrible decisions—because they’re not your fault, right?
✅ Climb the ladder of local politics by saying whatever the Leader wants you to say.
💼 No experience necessary. In fact, we prefer it if you have none at all! Independent thought and informed debate only slow us down.
💡 Perks include:
A front-row seat to unchallenged incompetence.
Free biscuits at every meeting (subject to budget cuts).
The joy of knowing your silence enables bad policy.
📅 Mandatory Event
🗓️ Date: Whenever you're told to show up.
📍 Location: The Leader’s echo chamber, Brent Civic Centre.
🎟️ Dress Code: Grey suits and a neutral expression.
🤫 Don’t miss out! The Leader has spoken.
Brent Council: Where individuality goes to die.
Oh, do go along - you will really liven things up!
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